Quotes about comedy
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George Carlin1937–2008Carlin on Campus (1984)As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
If people stand in a circle long enough, they’ll eventually begin to dance.
George Carlin1937–2008Napalm and Silly Putty (2001)- George Carlin1937–2008When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (2004)
- George Carlin1937–2008“Interview With Jesus”
- George Carlin1937–2008It’s Bad for Ya (2008), “Getting old”
- George Carlin1937–2008When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (2004)
- George Carlin1937–2008When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (2004)
It’s called the American Dream, ‘cause you have to be asleep to believe it.
George Carlin1937–2008Life Is Worth Losing (2005), “Dumb Americans”